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Friday, March 04, 2005

the devil is loose

i'm scared of martha stewart. she just gives me the willies.

you see her, and she always has this smile on her face. but it's not a real smile, you see. it's a i-hate-all-you-motherfuckers-out-there,-but-i'll-smile-just-to-take-your-soul-and-money smile. why can't all you stupid people see it too?

behind that fake ass smile, you can almost see her fucking brains turning, trying to think of ways to gouge your eyeballs out and sell your cornea while she's teaching you how to plant roses and cook chicken marsala.

i'm absolutely fucking terrified of her.

2 Comments:

Blogger KnoxBlox said...

I agree - strangely plastic with innate evil lurking behind it. Anyone who gets that excited about folding napkins and such must be from hell...

It's not a political statement in any way, but I've noticed the same expressions on the face of George W. Bush. Coincidence?

March 08, 2005 10:42 AM

 
Blogger ed said...

it's because there's nothing but air behind that "mickey mouse"-like face of his.

March 08, 2005 11:08 AM

 

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