the devil is loose

i'm scared of martha stewart. she just gives me the willies.

you see her, and she always has this smile on her face. but it's not a real smile, you see. it's a i-hate-all-you-motherfuckers-out-there,-but-i'll-smile-just-to-take-your-soul-and-money smile. why can't all you stupid people see it too?

behind that fake ass smile, you can almost see her fucking brains turning, trying to think of ways to gouge your eyeballs out and sell your cornea while she's teaching you how to plant roses and cook chicken marsala.

i'm absolutely fucking terrified of her.