not guilty

so the us justice system is a sham, isn't it?

who cares if he really did sleep with mcauley culkin? or that he gave alcohol to little kids? or that he had "sleepovers" with them?

after 4 months, we still don't know how exactly he bleached his skin white. did he peroxide it? did he use a loofah and kept on scrubbing? how does he get his nose to stay on his face?

the DA really dropped the ball on this. this was our one chance at knowing the truth, but he fucked it up.

thanks a lot, Thomas Sneddon.

*grabs crotch and moonwalks out of the room*