quasi-intellectual

the more i read random blogs, the more inferior i feel. everyone, and i do mean everyone, has a catchy description of their blogs. not like "this is my blog. i write everyday shit.". everyone's a fucking philosophical intellectual genius whatever when it comes to that. it's always

"musings of a dead body left to rot in a train wreck"
or
"words of pulp squeezed from a fresh ripened orange"
or
"drowning without excuse from a world of dog shit"
or
"simple for the sake of simplicity"

man, i feel so bad for my poor blog for having no catchy, thought-inducing, stimulating title.

maybe i should describe mine as
"daily droppings of a squirrel swimming in the abyss of a cesspool".

i feel so intellectual now.