ah fucking choo

after 11 yrs in the states, i have officially developed full blown aller-fucking-gies.

i am dying here. i sneeze like there's no tomorrow, and shit drips from my nose every 10 seconds. to top it off, the inside part of my right eye is constantly itchy. i rub and scratch to no avail. i feel like poking my eye out with a sharp pencil, but that might conflict slightly with my plans for world domination, so i shall just keep rubbing my fucking eye like a retard.

i want to be at home, listening to madeleine peyroux, reading a book, while i wipe my snot on dandan.