yellow turd

twinkies first came onto the market 75 years ago. what a great day that must've been.

i love twinkies. they're wonderful snacks. tasty, easy and fun to eat. i wouldn't have ever gotten through my summer jobs without them. 65 cents and 2 twinkies drop out from the vending machine. gulp it down and you're a happy person.

i hate twinkies. i went through my "at least 2 twinkies a day" routine at work, and i ballooned. i went from regular ed to big bloated ed. not all of it was from twinkies, but it had a huge role in the whole play.

i don't eat twinkies anymore. i think i might have had one or two over the past year. i still do get the urge to buy them as i walk past them, but i don't.

anyways, happy 75th.