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Monday, August 01, 2005

too skinny

Atkins, the company that started the whole low carb diet thing has filed for chapter 11.

guess the company's bottom line wasn't fat enough.

damn, i'm so fucking funny.

seriously though, all these diets are useless. losing weight is a simple mathematical equation. burn more than you eat. so what if you eat 200 twinkies a day as long as you burn the calorie equivalent of 201 twinkies?

damn, i'm fucking funny AND smart.

4 Comments:

Blogger Skittles said...

out of all ppl i know.. they hate the atkin diet the most... so u r f...ing funny...
so the person in the bikini... was he/she hot?i LIKE gossip.. feed me..

August 01, 2005 7:39 AM

 
Blogger Me said...

LOL! @ skittles : was he/she hot? haha! ;)

Ed, you are so full of yourself! I like it! Hehe.

August 01, 2005 8:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can nutrition facts be so deceiving??

Cookies:

Calories – 110
(fine print per serving)
Serving sizing 0.1 cookie
Serving per container 300,000,000

So? I could consume 110 calories by only smelling cookies.

August 02, 2005 1:23 PM

 
Blogger Skittles said...

wut is this??/ first we have retain water theory.. now smell can retain calories too? NO wonder i gained weight ...

August 02, 2005 3:26 PM

 

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