deep thoughts

these days of unemployment has offered me a rare chance to delve deep into my inner existance. i mean, you can only read the paper for so long over a cup of coffee. i won't even pretend that i'm thinking of ways to achieve world peace or erradicate poverty.

i am selfish afterall. most topics involve me. my wants, what ifs, why didn't i, etc.

today was no exception. wanna know today's topic?

can i beat a wheelchair bound roger federer in tennis?

after extensive deliberation, i still can't decide either way. one one hand, he's in a fucking wheelchair, for god's sake. one the other hand, i'll still have to return his shots. i mean, either serving or receiving, i still have to be able to track down his shots and pretty much try to string him left/right or hit a drop shot. i think it pretty much boils down to whether i can return his serves or not.

i think i might need to stop thinking deep thoughts.