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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

deep thoughts

these days of unemployment has offered me a rare chance to delve deep into my inner existance. i mean, you can only read the paper for so long over a cup of coffee. i won't even pretend that i'm thinking of ways to achieve world peace or erradicate poverty.

i am selfish afterall. most topics involve me. my wants, what ifs, why didn't i, etc.

today was no exception. wanna know today's topic?

can i beat a wheelchair bound roger federer in tennis?

after extensive deliberation, i still can't decide either way. one one hand, he's in a fucking wheelchair, for god's sake. one the other hand, i'll still have to return his shots. i mean, either serving or receiving, i still have to be able to track down his shots and pretty much try to string him left/right or hit a drop shot. i think it pretty much boils down to whether i can return his serves or not.

i think i might need to stop thinking deep thoughts.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can tell you the answer to that one. Just if you can return his serve once every set. (I'm trying to imagine how... maybe ricochet off your butt when you try to dock out of his shot.) I’ll still put my left testicle on the line to say “NO… I don’t think you can win”

September 16, 2005 11:50 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold up... I'm back again.
I want to take that back. I dont think I want to risk my 'mega ball', but I will bet a hard kick at my 'grapefruits".

September 16, 2005 12:05 PM


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