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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

honesty is the best policy

honestly, it is. for others.

so being the totally dishonest dickhead that i am, i have yet to tell my parents that i've been unemployed for over 2 months. it's for their own good, i swear. if i had told her, my eardrums would be permanently damaged by now, and insomnia would've wrecked my mom's health. see how fucking considerate i am?

it was an easy cover when she was living at my grandma's, but guess what? she's staying with me till friday or saturday.

now i'm stuck sitting at starbucks, pretending i'm at work, while my mom's at home, cleaning (or gathering evidence in her neverending case against me. i'm not paranoid or anything, you know) my house.

did i hide my porn well enough? cigarettes? naked pictures of the cat?

shit, can't a guy just lead a fraudulent life in peace?


Blogger KinkyPugKevin said...

Can i have those porn?

September 28, 2005 8:31 PM

Blogger ed said...

sorry, kevin, but i think my flavor of porn isn't your cup of tea.

plus, who said i was giving it away?

September 29, 2005 1:19 AM

Blogger KinkyPugKevin said...

Hmph. Me no happy pony.


September 29, 2005 9:31 PM


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