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Friday, October 08, 2004

public service announcement

if all you mere mortals don't take to heart any of my previous morsels of wisdom that i give to you out of the kindness of my heart, please take what i am about to say seriously. i beg of you.

chew with your fucking mouth closed.

please, for the love of god (or whatever's out there), shut your trap when you're chewing. may it be gum, big mac or fruits. no one wants to fucking hear your lips smack together with your nasty disgusting stinky ass saliva.

i repeat : CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED.

*this public service announcement has been brought to you by Friends who can't stand fuckers who chew with their mouths open.

2 Comments:

Blogger lb said...

was this comment sparked by one crazy office mate?

October 10, 2004 10:55 PM

 
Blogger ed said...

yes, but it's not the one that's gonna take you out on a date.

it's the other one.

October 11, 2004 8:50 AM

 

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