all the single people are dead

in the eyes of advertisers in february.

all day long, on the radio, it's ads trying to convince guys to buy stuff for their girls. oh, buy this 10 carat diamond ring and you'll get laid. or buy a pearl necklace and you'll get to porn star style her tonight. it's as if everyone's paired off, lovely dovey, happily ever after, etc.

blah blah blah.

what about us single fucks?

i feel so discriminated against.