black? i think not

The weather forecast called for a wonderful day today. Highs in the 50’s.

So I decide to forgo my usual thick jacket and go for the new one I bought a couple weeks ago. I decided to wear a black sweater to go with the new jacket, just so I’ll look like, super cool and stuff, you know.

I walk into work, all confident. “hey, how’s it going?” you know, the usual shit talk you throw around at work. See a couple of glances at my jacket, and I think I’m the shit.

I get to my desk, and I’m taking off my jacket. I realize I was mistaken. It’s not a black jacket. It’s a fucking cat hair jacket.

Cat owners should not have black stuff in their wardrobe.