day after snow day rant

- stop asking for email receipts for every single email they send out. it’s not even an important email. it’s an email telling us that someone’s going to be late. do you really need to verify that we read that email? repeat after me: i will only ask for email receipts when i send something important or i'll give ed $10 for every useless email that i ask for a receipt.

- for the past yr, i’ve given money to a wedding thing, 2 baby showers, a farewell party at work. at least. it feels like more, but those are the only ones i can remember. as a single person, this sucks. i mean, there’s really no chance for me to get anything back in return. i need to get married and have like 10 kids to recoup what i gave out. and why the fuck am i giving money to a co-worker who’s leaving? can i get a "ed's still single" party with a giftcard to a strip joint?