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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

forecast

Horse

You’re in luck if you’re in the entertainment business this year. Your personal charm may win many hearts and your admirers will help you achieve your goals.

Luck will be smiling on you but money comes and goes easily. You will spend a lot of money on the opposite sex.

If you are 28, you will enjoy a good chance of meeting a partner or getting married. Those of you who are 40 or 52 especially, should refrain from having extra-marital relationships.


found this horoscope on a malaysian newspaper. how interesting. i'm not in the entertainment business, so i guess i'm outta luck there. money comes and goes easily, that i already know. spend a lot of money on the opposite sex? how much do hookers cost these days? not 28 or 40 or 52, so i guess i'm safe from all those hazards.

that whole thing didn't tell me shit, did it?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well unfortunately for us the 28 is refering to us. You know how some of those asian things tack on a year.

February 10, 2005 1:30 AM

 
Blogger ed said...

so when's your wedding then?

i've got the black suit, black tie and white shirt ready, you know.

February 10, 2005 9:33 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White shirt? I thought you said pink shirt and pink tie.

February 10, 2005 5:18 PM

 

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