i'm a model employee

i was late this morning to the staff meeting.

not my fucking fault though. i timed it so that i would get here with 5 minutes to spare. but of course, there had to be an overturned SUV causing a huge traffic backup.

at first, i was patient. oh sure, i’ve got enough time to sit here and wait. i’m still 15 minutes early, and i’m just one exit away. well, next thing i know i’m 5 mins late and i’ve barely moved. so i swerve onto the shoulder, floor the car, and while i’m passing others in their car, i scream at them, cussing them out for causing me to be late.

i was late by 15 minutes.

again.

fuck.