see cat

dude, this couch is like comfy and shit. and i'm tired, because i did absolutely nothing today. it's tiring, you know.


head is too heavy. must be all the brainpower i have. i hate my nose too. need to flatten it.


sniff sniff. smells like ass, dude. can you wash this shit?


zzz.....catnip, greenies, birdies, canned food....zzzzzzzzzz