getting in the holiday spirit

*clears throat*

*looks around*

*taps microphone*

hello, anyone out there?

ok.  well, for the 2 readers out there, um, sorry for the houdini.  nothing of interest has happened to me, and i didn’t want to keep going emo on this blog, so i just took a break.

and guess what, finally, something noteworthy has happened.

i look like fucking Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

yes, that’s what i meant by noteworthy events in my life.  yes, i’m a loser.  wanna trade lives?

‘twas cold on Friday, and my nose was dry, so i was rubbing it constantly (my nose, not something else, you fucking pervs).

by Saturday, it was all red, irritated and swollen.

by Sunday, it was all red, irritated, swollen and painful.

i prayed to jesus, allah, Buddha, and fishball (guess which one’s real? come on, i kid. i kid.) for a semi-normal looking nose today, but my prayers (or mockery, whichever one you see fit) wasn’t answered.

so here i am, sitting at my desk, acting like the man without a face.  only i have a face.  and a very red nose.