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Monday, December 19, 2005

getting in the holiday spirit

*clears throat*

*looks around*

*taps microphone*

hello, anyone out there?

ok.  well, for the 2 readers out there, um, sorry for the houdini.  nothing of interest has happened to me, and i didn’t want to keep going emo on this blog, so i just took a break.

and guess what, finally, something noteworthy has happened.

i look like fucking Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

yes, that’s what i meant by noteworthy events in my life.  yes, i’m a loser.  wanna trade lives?

‘twas cold on Friday, and my nose was dry, so i was rubbing it constantly (my nose, not something else, you fucking pervs).

by Saturday, it was all red, irritated and swollen.

by Sunday, it was all red, irritated, swollen and painful.

i prayed to jesus, allah, Buddha, and fishball (guess which one’s real? come on, i kid. i kid.) for a semi-normal looking nose today, but my prayers (or mockery, whichever one you see fit) wasn’t answered.

so here i am, sitting at my desk, acting like the man without a face.  only i have a face.  and a very red nose.

6 Comments:

Blogger Epic Dude said...

Shoot. You could have made something up dawg ...

Put vaseline up your nostrils before bed, seriously.

December 19, 2005 4:03 PM

 
Blogger geesmo said...

Happy Holidays, Ed. Hope you don't mind but I've added your blog onto my 'must reads'. But then again, you probably already know that because I am one of those who checks your blog constantly but don't leave any comments. :)

December 19, 2005 4:05 PM

 
Blogger ed said...

geesmo, thanks for reading.

you might want to go get a checkup though, for normal people don't find this blog bearable.

good luck :)

December 20, 2005 8:35 AM

 
Anonymous skittles said...

told ya to borrow McD's clown's nose for a while.. at least, you could've said you are decorating yourself for x-mas... take a pix:))

December 20, 2005 3:20 PM

 
Blogger geesmo said...

i don't think checkup is necessary. who said i was normal? hahah :)

December 20, 2005 11:15 PM

 
Blogger KinkyPugKevin said...

Haha Ed you tease. That's cute. Reindeer nose. Woot!! Piccies!!

December 20, 2005 11:37 PM

 

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