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my heart skipped a beat.

was it? no, it can’t be. fuck, it really is.

ok, keep cool. stop fucking grinning, you dipshit. you probably look like an idiot.

form complete sentences, you retard. stop “uh” and “ah”-ing.

I almost forgot what you looked like. such a pretty thing. stop staring, ed. hmm..never realized how big your eyes are. stop gawking, ed.

damn, this makes it that much harder. you’re a lot of things, ed, but you don’t move on someone who’s attached.

say goodbye and exit stage right, ed.