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Monday, January 23, 2006

bored at work

found this game on some page linked from halfcrazed.

The rules:
The unfortunately tagged have to write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words included once, and only once:
I
me
blowjob
grapes
random
power
loneliness
water
robot
blue

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A new disease surfaced.

It infected at random, with incredible pace, and within a matter of days, the whole world was blanketed by it.

people everywhere walked around with a glaze over their eyes. Depression swept the world. Productivity worldwide suffered and dropped to an all time low. The number of suicides increased 10 fold. Those in power started to worry and following a global summit, produced the following resolutions: ban the color blue and add anti-depressants to drinking water.

Nothing worked. More and more people sank into depression.

Loneliness became the mantra of society. Sitting around and just stare into the air, eating grapes without spitting out the seeds. Waiting for nothing.

Human interaction became a thing of the past. Sex, blowjobs, dinner parties, cookouts faded from human daily vocabulary. “I don’t care” became the decade’s most popular phrase, ahead of “Leave me the fuck alone”, “Eat shit and die” and “Fuck off, talk to the robot.”

Scientists, when not entangled in severe depression, tried to find an antidote for the global outbreak, but in the end, executed a mass suicide when it was clear they didn’t have the slightest clue what was going on.

(196 words)
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3 Comments:

Blogger geesmo said...

not bad, ed. not bad :)

January 23, 2006 4:47 PM

 
Blogger KinkyPugKevin said...

cute ed real cute.

oh hollaback when you confirmed your identity crisis.

cheers.

January 23, 2006 7:57 PM

 
Blogger lb said...

gotta give you props on that ... it actually followed a thought. =)

January 24, 2006 9:41 AM

 

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