religion

i think i might need religion soon. or alcohol. or maybe both. at this point, i’m fucking flabbergasted. i need any help i can get. i might even start going to church and stuff just to get it done.

every single time something seems like its on the up and up, and i seem to think it’ll all be over soon, something comes crashing down on my imaginary party. god damn it, how many fucking times does this need to repeat itself?

at this rate, all my hair will fall out in 2 months, instead of 2 yrs. come on, i need to prolong my hair follicle existence as long as possible (for the ladies, you know. see “strong pimp hand”), and this shit definitely isn’t helping much.

maybe it’s god/allah/budda/whatever’s punishment to me for making fun of religion all these years. maybe it’s also karma for making fun of everyone and anyone.

god damn it, karma’s a bitch. whoops. i just used the lords name in vain.

fuck.