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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

cause and effect

it’s been established that my social skills isn’t one of my strongest points. as a matter of fact, a friend once described me as “most antisocial person i know next to a dead guy”. yeah. that’s me all right. ok. let’s move on.

i’ve recently come to realize how perilous that can be.

not social -> stay home -> eat all day -> get fat -> no friends -> no FEMALE friends -> no relationships -> no sex -> master masturbator -> severe wrist inflammation -> no golf -> relinquishing CPC (crappy players championship) cup -> depression -> anti-social++

see how the evil cycle perpetuates itself?

i’m doomed, aren’t i?

6 Comments:

Blogger Grey Fluff said...

almost incoherent "hello" once in a while>>a "hello" back>>chit chat>> movie and dinner>>sex >>wrist inflammation subsides>> still lose CPC

January 24, 2006 11:00 PM

 
Blogger KinkyPugKevin said...

Yes Ed. That is not gonna work.
I thought i was bad.
You're just BADDDDdddDDDDD....

Hehe. Time to save yourself!

Get laid.

One step at a time. Start now.

Boooo.

January 25, 2006 4:11 AM

 
Blogger Skittles said...

ah.. u forgot-> stay @ starbucks all day just to read

January 25, 2006 8:34 AM

 
Blogger Epic Dude said...

social -> go out -> drink like fish -> get fat -> too many friends -> no FEMALE friends that put out -> no relationships -> no sex -> master masturbator -> severe wrist inflammation -> no golf -> relinquishing CPC (crappy players championship) cup -> depression -> anti-social = new anti-social(1)

I'm posting more on my blog ... these are fun.

January 25, 2006 9:09 AM

 
Blogger KinkyPugKevin said...

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR ED!

January 27, 2006 4:55 AM

 
Blogger geesmo said...

Gong Xi Fa Cai, Ed!

January 28, 2006 4:50 PM

 

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