cause and effect
it’s been established that my social skills isn’t one of my strongest points. as a matter of fact, a friend once described me as “most antisocial person i know next to a dead guy”. yeah. that’s me all right. ok. let’s move on.
i’ve recently come to realize how perilous that can be.
not social -> stay home -> eat all day -> get fat -> no friends -> no FEMALE friends -> no relationships -> no sex -> master masturbator -> severe wrist inflammation -> no golf -> relinquishing CPC (crappy players championship) cup -> depression -> anti-social++
see how the evil cycle perpetuates itself?
i’m doomed, aren’t i?
posted by fishydude at 2:53 PM
5 Comments:
Yes Ed. That is not gonna work.
I thought i was bad.
You're just BADDDDdddDDDDD....
Hehe. Time to save yourself!
Get laid.
One step at a time. Start now.
Boooo.
January 25, 2006 4:11 AM
ah.. u forgot-> stay @ starbucks all day just to read
January 25, 2006 8:34 AM
social -> go out -> drink like fish -> get fat -> too many friends -> no FEMALE friends that put out -> no relationships -> no sex -> master masturbator -> severe wrist inflammation -> no golf -> relinquishing CPC (crappy players championship) cup -> depression -> anti-social = new anti-social(1)
I'm posting more on my blog ... these are fun.
January 25, 2006 9:09 AM
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR ED!
January 27, 2006 4:55 AM
Gong Xi Fa Cai, Ed!
January 28, 2006 4:50 PM
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